1:50 p.m. โ The Red Sox are getting well this inning off of the Oโs bullpen. Mike Lowell just added another single. Update on Radhames Liz: 1/3 IP, 3H, 6ER, 1BB, 2HBP. His ERA is now: 67.50.
1:45 p.m. โ The Bad News Bears werenโt this bad. Youkilis just sent a โseeing eyeโ pop that bounced an inch from the RF line to score another run. This one looked like it had a message of some kind. Just a crazy swing of the bat. Add another ER to Lizโs lineโฆ
1:39 p.m. โ Liz just bounced one in front of David Ortiz that hit his leg. Here comes Matt Albers. He inherits the bases loaded and one out in the 7th inning.
Liz: 1/3 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 1 W, 2HBP โฆ His ERA is now 47.25.
Oh, and thereโs three more ducks on the pond and Kevin Youkilis is awaiting like Alberts is raw meat. Jim Hunter just said: โNot a good outing for Radhames Liz.โ
Yeah, ya think? Thatโs a helluva observation, Jimmy!
1:36 p.m. โ Another single, 9-1. Radhames Liz is NOT a Major League pitcher. Now Matt Albers is warming in the bullpen. At this point, I have no idea why theyโre not just saving the bullpen for tomorrow. Brad Bergesen is making his major-league debut. It would be a good idea to save the bullpen.
1:34 p.m. โ It hasnโt taken long for Radhames Liz to go into โarsonistโ mode. Heโs given up a double, heโs hit one batter and walked one. Oh, and he did get one out. Itโs 7-1. UPDATE: Another single, 8-1.
1:10 p.m. โ This just in: Felix Pie SUCKS! He canโt hit. He canโt run the bases. And he certainly looks lost in the outfield shagging flyballs. The defense has been โspottyโ at best over the first two weeks of the season. But, Pie just played a relatively easy play for a major league centerfielder into a two-run triple for David Ortiz. YESโฆa TRIPLE by Ortiz at Fenway Park! Theyโre down 6-1. Sarfateโs ERA is going to suffer, but that was just brutal defense. Embarrassingโฆtheyโre nine outs away from being swept by the Red Sox in Boston.
I have great admiration for Jim Palmer for not simply jumping out of his seat and saying: โI wouldnโt have pitched for a franchise this bad!โ
12:58 p.m. โ Looks like five innings is the max, except for Koji Uehara these days. Hendrickson is out. Dennis Sarfate is next. The Birds are still down 3-1.
12:22 p.m. โ Well, hopes are that Mark Hendrickson is settling down. He just struck out the bottom of the Red Sox order in 4th inning. He might even make it to the 6th or 7th inning if he keeps throwing at this pace. Jim Palmer is talking incessantly about his 1970 appearance on Patriots Day in Boston. (I love old โCakesโ storiesโฆ)
12:06: Finally, we get our first real โcall upโ treat here in 2009. Brad Bergesen (1-1, 2.45 ERA at Norfolk) will take the ball tomorrow night at Camden Yards vs. the White Sox. Not sure if that sells them any more tickets (some will be going for the free Koji T-shirt) but Iโm excited to watch this kid pitch.
12:04 p.m. โ The Orioles are on the board, getting a rare RBI single from Cesar Izturis in the 3rd inning. Nick Markakis just played a flyball out into a triple. Jim Palmer: โThat should be an error but thatโs not the way they do things anymore.โ
โCakesโ cracks me up!
11:49 p.m. โ Mark Hendrickson has been lucky to escape the first two innings with only three runs allowed, as he loaded the bases in the first with no outs and escaped with only two runs plated. In the second, he gave up a monumental home run to Jason Varitek in the 2nd inning.
Now, Ryan Freel made it to first on an infield single and was hit in the head with a throw trying to steal second base and left the game groggy with Robert Andino taking his spot at third base.