For Nestorโs 55th birthday at Drug City in Dundalk on The Maryland Crab Cake Tour, he wanted to keep the conversation light with friends after the Orioles elimination from the MLB postseason. So, two teachers, Luke Jones (one-time 5th grade teacher) and longtime Dundalk science teacher George Scheulen attempt to teach Nestor about teaching.
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SPEAKERS
Luke Jones, Nestor Aparicio
Nestor Aparicio 00:01
Welcome back, W N st Towson, Baltimore and Baltimore positive the we have the 25th anniversary logo. It is the bow tie for my one time you were never my science teacher, but he was a science teacher. He was just a guy in the hallway that I would wave to back at Dundalk. So Iโm brought to you by the Maryland lottery. We call it the crabcake tour. We are at drugs city and if youโre watching on the video podcast, itโs right over Luke Jonesโs head. I have dragged him down here to drug city, also brought to you by our friends at Jiffy Lube. My little oil lights on in the car, I gotta get over Jiffy Lube. MultiCare Iโll be doing that and our friends at Windsor nation, 866 90 nation. Luke and I got off a plane 48 hours ago from Arlington, Texas. So when you hear this, the Orioles will still be eliminated. The Ravens will still be alive. On the other end of London we wouldnโt be in London right now. Itโd be like midnight, weโd be all cranked up on warm beer and pounds and spending all that money. But instead weโre in Dundalk. Itโs my 55th birthday. I kind of low keyed this Maryland crabcake tour stop for a couple of reasons. A I didnโt know we be here. Be I thought weโd have a game five tonight or believe we could have a game five tonight. And I thought Iโm not going to like book a bunch of gas or get the governor coming over here do anything crazy, and then have to move it around. So for me, Luke was sort of the cop out guest to say youโve never done the crabcake tour ever. And I wanted to drag you down here to drug city and give you a little tour as well. And George Schulman is a guy but trying to get on the show for a little while. Did you not come down and do my show? At one point it cost us or were you a cost is one night for not only
01:36
time I ever saw you as in that old place over on whatever the road is off of. Towson. We were the barn. No, your your studio. My studio at the Sheraton. No. Oh, back in the woods.
Nestor Aparicio 01:51
Oh, back into the heart road. Okay. Yeah, heart. So it has been in the last 25 years.
01:56
I did. I came over there and visited TJ and it was it was fun to watch.
Nestor Aparicio 02:00
Well, well. Yeah, I had a whole thing. So you donโt know this when I was training and radio because I was a writer like you, right? I mean, I was like a newspaper guy. I had never really done radio, and I didnโt really enjoy radio. Like I listened to a little bit of filwood. But I didnโt love radio as a medium. I wanted to be Oscar Madison. Right. I mean, I wanted to be Mike Lupica, right. So so for me, it wasnโt about the art of doing it, but trying to make it interesting. So it would be something I would want to listen to. And the only show I really listened to was was the grease man. I love the grease man. So when I went on the radio 1991 December 91 into 92 I had been listening to the grease man for you know, a long, long time a decade. So I was a music critic at the sun at the time. And I knew grease man just a little bit and I went down to DC and he had special you never heard of grease man right? You donโt when I say grease man to you is your are your eyes. I mean youโve heard of Wolfman Jack right? Yeah. Okay, but youโve never heard of the grease man
Luke Jones 03:07
heard of him? Yes. Listened or any George?
Nestor Aparicio 03:11
Grease man before I go any further in his story dog track. Iโm
03:14
surprised you can even say anything. That man was thrown off the air with some regularity. Yeah, he
Nestor Aparicio 03:18
Well, he was he was he still on Facebook. And you know, I see him once in a while. But he did a whole bunch of characters and, and like perfect. He was a performance radio. And there and this is you have to put your mind in the 1984 like Don and Marty are on TV doing Morning News, this and that. Howard Stern. I guess heโs doing whatever he was doing. Howard Stern preceded him. When Howard Stern left DC he went to New York. The grease man is who they hire DC 101. Okay, so DC one one is where Howard Stern really got his big big break. Right. So this is in the 80s. And I never listen to stern. I wasnโt old enough for that. But like, I noticed it in 98 Rock. I mean, listen to Sarah Fleischer. And I listen to Chris Emery in the morning. I listen to Brian and no, Brian, in the morning in the morning on B 104. So anyway, so. So so it was in the 80s. Right? I was I was a radio guy, but an FM radio guy. LPL right. I mean, right. So 98 Rock, that sort of thing. So the grease man is the only show I listened to that I thought was like a great radio show. He had sound effects and bits and beds he was using. And yeah, he did six to 10 in the morning. And he was he had all of these voices. So I mean, I donโt want to I can imitate him a little bit and in some funny way. But he was heโs a genius. Like heโs just a genius. Like Iโve done this for 32 years. Heโs a genius. So I went down there to see him do the show. And I often wondered like, what does it look like? What does it feel like? I had been in the WPA FL studios where thereโs big lights and glass and boom mics and you know the stuff that you see now on their podcast, right? It looks like that. All radio studio like you know, the people want to bring their kids over and see mine right? And you know what ours looked like which wasnโt dissimilar to what any ham radio station or you know Wk RP in Cincinnati would look like in that era right in the early 90s. So itโs probably 9092 93 Iโm on the air. Six months, eight months a year. I put Jerry Coleman on the air this week because we did his cube story the nine is Jerry Coleman. Kenny Albert Kenny just mentioned both of us in his book in the early 90s. Iโm learning how to do radio, I donโt know how to do radio, I know how to write a newspaper guy, right? And the only kind of radio show that I thought could be sustainable for 32 years. I mean, I never dreamed of owning it. When I was a kid with you. I never dreamed of owning a radio station. So I go down there and itโs still the only radio show Iโve ever watched in my life. I got up at God Buck crack it on me 334 In the morning, I drove down to DC you had to be in the building before 545 or they wouldnโt let you in like you had to be there for the beginning of the show. And I went in to watch the grease man do his show. And he had this giant space in his studio and this rolling chair and these flying sets of six pack carts eight tracks everywhere flying with names on the beds all color coded all written down everything he ever read on the air about fudge ban and Robin and and why donโt you know that a lot of the day you know all that stuff he did. All of this was in these three ring but you guys were both teachers youโd so appreciate this dude had everything scripted out, written out. Completely binders of fudge man and throbbing binders of Clinton. You my daddy, you know all of these sticky? Did you know all these bits? He wrote them all? I guess he wrote them at night. I guess he wrote them on the weekends. Because I know where he was six to 10 this was Luke It was it boggled my mind. So when you say you came out to see my radio show, yeah. You know, I integrated him into radio stolen from school teaching. You know, like we just took phone calls and talked about
07:15
like tapping on the glass point in the thing.
Nestor Aparicio 07:18
I was probably come in back in those days. It was because Trump tried
07:21
to tell the guy go, whoever was out in the studio with me, like that. Give me show me that that paper has the phone number on it.
Nestor Aparicio 07:29
GEORGE Sholem was a science teacher at Dundalk High School in the 80s along with the great de fantaisie. Late Great de fantaisie who taught me seventh grade science. And Luke was a fifth grade school teacher. So like, I didnโt know we were gonna like do this together from school teacher to school teacher, but you were the baseball coach at Dundalk. Right? Well, I
07:49
started in 87. I did 87 and 88 as the assistant coach to Bo Eisner.
Nestor Aparicio 07:54
Who was my wrestling coach. Oh
07:55
my god. Yeah, sure. He was wrestling Hall of Fame. Heโs terrific. I loved Bo,
Nestor Aparicio 08:02
though it was all about baseball and wrestling, like
08:04
literally and his buddy, his friend, the one he taught with anyway, at the end of 80s 88, he decided to give it up and so I was next in line. And so I, I got the job.
Nestor Aparicio 08:17
And thatโs that that well, that was that was how it began.
08:19
And my first two games, we won this ad. So here we are at nine. And we won the first two games. And I think weโd be Kenwood in game two, and weโre walking off the field. And Beau had come to watch Of course, he walks off the
Nestor Aparicio 08:35
field. I always want to make though happy when a
08:39
man walks up next to me, he goes, Well, thereโs two they canโt take away from good job you really got him playing? Well,
Nestor Aparicio 08:48
how many years? Were you the mound, the owl Skipper?
08:51
Well, from 89 through 94. And then I gave it up? No, Iโm sorry. 89 through 91. And I picked it back up and 94 And did that through like I say 9698. And I stopped for a little another year or two and then Godfather you take to come back. Yeah, it was like, my wife wanted me to be home to help with the kids around. I
Nestor Aparicio 09:12
never knew teachers had a home life.
09:15
We always just disappeared under the closet door and came out. Dressed different.
Luke Jones 09:19
It was like one of the you know, the closet, your bed would would come down. You hit a switch whenever you lived in the classroom. Yeah. graders thatโs what the funniest thing ever would be seeing. Because I lived 10 minutes from where I taught, youโd see kids I mean, the parents, you know, youโd be out at a local establishment. Youโd be a little nervous about that. So youโd always keep a low profile, but kids see you at Walmart or whatever grocery store. Right? Theyโd be shocked that you would be anywhere but but at your school.
Nestor Aparicio 09:47
So what do you think the Kleenex on the desk comes from? Well, George was a science teacher at you know, a tender age part of my life. I saw you every single day. and Halliburton
10:01
for 10 years, and then has over Dundalk for 23. And those experience point for third, what
Nestor Aparicio 10:06
did you teach? What kind of science Did you to ninth grade? At hollyburn
10:10
I was mostly ninth grade science, which was physical science. So they had like different units of physical sound and white and different things in ninth grade curriculum.
Nestor Aparicio 10:20
And I must have skipped that I still donโt know it.
10:23
And see, like, the biologist is not a life science guy. But then I had to teach eighth grade one year, which was like, Thank God fan was around was like, Dave, what do I do next? Okay,
Nestor Aparicio 10:35
so his best friend taught me seventh grade science. We lost him this summer. So when we lost him, I had to reach the Georgia say, we losing you till I get you on my radio is what I have to do. So thatโs why I brought you over. No, no, no.
10:52
Anyway, so
Nestor Aparicio 10:55
canโt remember what my fancy eighth grade. Okay, so then I
10:59
went over to went over to Dundalk, because, remember, we were junior high. And then when the ninth grade went up to the high school. It became Middle School, Harvard middle, I was one of those transfer kids. And when I moved
Nestor Aparicio 11:11
ninth graders, a junior high school. Yeah, we donโt use that term.
11:15
So we know. So we went I went up, many of the teachers went up for the ninth grade. And they gave me a biology class Nesta and thought they were doing me a big favor. So I had four by grade science, and a biology class at ninth grade biology class, which was really smart kids really good gifts.
Nestor Aparicio 11:31
These are gifted, talented kids.
11:33
I didnโt have the Gifted and Talented I had the I had the honors class. And so they think theyโre doing me a big favor, and Iโm going I donโt know anything about this. Iโm like, no moss. Iโm like a page ahead of the kids. You know, so bad. Iโm gonna embarrass myself here a little bit. But when those guys became juniors and seniors, and they had DeCaro Baker, your tennis coach? Yep. So when they had herb herb go, Well, you remember in biology when you had 31st year biology when you had so and so on, some kid would raise your hand? No, we had Mr. Schulman. Okay, let me go over. Embarrassing.
Nestor Aparicio 12:08
All I remember is going to your classroom and seeing the periodic table of elements on the wall. And like, you know, and just thinking, Iโm never gonna get that I better go into radio, I better go I better become a writer.
12:20
I became kind of a jack of all trades. I taught a math class one time as I do, that was crazy. But then I was waiting for Herman Han, who was the chemistry t shirt to understand yablonski To give up one of this chemistry so I could teach chemistry because thatโs what I majored in. In college. It was like, I was like, so excited. But meanwhile, I had taught physics with Gary Merrill, who was another one of the thereโs never been additionally, Gary Merrill who was spectacular. So he I was lucky enough to watch him teach physics and he let me sit in with him as he taught me and I taught a class. So I was able then to physics. Yeah, so 65
Nestor Aparicio 12:56
to my birthday tomorrow, teach me physics. I want to know before I die, I spend the rest of my life trying to teach me physics equals,
13:02
youโre good. Force equals mass. Did
Nestor Aparicio 13:05
you do any of that? Did you understand that? Did they teach you this to Syracuse or No,
Luke Jones 13:09
not at Syracuse. high school I took I didnโt take physics. I took him one in Chem two. I remember eights become smart choices.
13:18
Oh good for
Luke Jones 13:22
what acids eights become X, an ice
13:25
acid. Or hydrochloric or hydrochloric us. Yeah, yeah. Mr. lease, itโs
Nestor Aparicio 13:32
got to be educational on this show. Right now. Iโm lost.
13:40
Worked. Yes, I taught some chemistry. And then I had the opportunity. I walked in one and I kept turning down the physics teacher looking for the chemistry. And so finally I was teaching all chemistry. I was like, Yeah, this is great. liked it. It was great. Itโs fun. And then I walked into school one day, I mean, very first day of school, and Iโm walking up the steps towards the cafeteria at the old Dundalk High School. And the science office was right there in the science department chairman catches me as Iโm walking in. I mean, Iโm not even fully in the building. He goes, George, Can you meet me in the principal? You know, right away. Iโm like, Whoa, I just got here. Iโm in trouble. Right? Whatโs this all about? Me got coffee. This is crazy. So sure enough, I walked down there and Iโm sitting there and the two of them are sitting in the office and nothing was Dwayne Johnson, whoโs one of the nicest men youโd ever want to meet principal great man. Anyway, says, George. These previous physics teacher just walked in and put his keys on my desk and said, I quit. Would you be interested in taking the physics? Bell a nanosecond later I went Sure. I was like, oh, yeah, I think I could do that. So I was able to take the physics and it was the year, that urban haunt, were both retiring. So they were they didnโt need that week before school to get ready, but Iโm like, gotta remove change rooms. I had to do everything. And they came to me and they said, What can we do to help you? All the guy before me, some nice teacher, but oh my god, he couldnโt find where things went back to stuff was just piled on tables. So I said, Would you just organize the back room for me, the storage room for like three days talk and laughing having a great time organizing the back room for me,
Nestor Aparicio 15:28
I was intimidated by your classrooms, they were always really big. And they had like, you had all this glass stuff all over the place. It looked like it was an Einstein room. Like a place that I never felt welcomed in the science department
15:41
when they renovated I had a room that had these these metal beams across the ceiling can hang stuff from and the big pulleys with with plugs. So you could reach out and grab you know, get four plugs or Oh, easily.
Nestor Aparicio 15:57
I never talked science or biology or any of that with you because I like I would be very intimidated. Iโm intimidated just entering this competition. I swear to god, look, if I went back today for ninth grade, whatever it is, pick any of those sciences. I would struggle. I would be up all night trying to figure it out.
Luke Jones 16:15
Iโll be fifth grade.
Nestor Aparicio 16:18
photosynthesis and how plants grow. But how about this? Okay, how about this Mr. Smart guy? Or just smart guy? Yeah. I own a radio station. Okay, how does it work? Well, thatโs because I donโt know, because I really donโt know. Do you? Make fun of me, Mr. degree guy,
16:37
youโve been assigned to certain bandwidth 15 170 A killer killer. Itโs right. Thatโs your thatโs your way. Yeah, thatโs your wavelength. And so when you broadcast, anything goes out on that wavelength. Then youโve got a radio or some sort of receiver that the transmitter should be tuned to 1517 boom, there you go. So youโre just broadcasting out on a wavelength that has been assigned to you. And thatโs why you get interference when a strong like a 50,000 Watts station runs into a 5000 Watts station, youโre gonna get washed over like, you know, theyโre gonna youโre gonna theyโre gonna overwhelm you a bit.
Nestor Aparicio 17:12
This just told you smart told you to learn something today. Itโs good. Yeah, Iโve learned all I need to know. No, thereโs
17:18
one more thing you need to learn. When you were a senior, I think 85 was the first year that the powderpuff game began.
Nestor Aparicio 17:30
Oh, he remembers this. See, heโs gonna tell coach,
17:33
I got asked to coach one of the teams and I had the juniors when he was a senior. And I like to think that Iโve started his career in broadcasting, because some fool gave him a horn. Yes, it was me. Ah, my God gave him I didnโt give you the bullhorn. I was on the other side. Look, Iโm on the other sideline. And hereโs Nestor running up and down the other side. Let you know what youโre doing. Itโs true. The juniors one
Nestor Aparicio 18:04
we were we were glad our quarterback was a Shonda Brewer. Annamarie crystella I think played on our squad that year. They were a great Cathy crawl. I mean, they had some Yeah,
18:14
we did dance mathletes Jim, Jen, New Orleans is our quarterback.
Nestor Aparicio 18:19
So yeah, we our girls got crushed. And the dudes were the cheerleaders. Right? It was so like Carrie Locklear dressed up in the girls outfits with the pom poms
18:28
back then it wasnโt
Nestor Aparicio 18:35
yours letโs talk about it. So they did give me a megaphone.
18:40
I donโt know did that.
Nestor Aparicio 18:42
This is like before I ever thought that
Luke Jones 18:44
if you could go back to a moment in time and change
18:48
that micro that
Nestor Aparicio 18:50
I did feel a sense of power that probably came
18:53
up and down that sideline telling me what an idiot I was.
Nestor Aparicio 18:57
You werenโt I targeted? You didnโt I wish you listen. I always loved you as the guy in the hallway. I always wish youโre my teacher. Hereโs the problem, George. You taught sign stuff you didnโt like I cried like that was I was I was with like in the speech class upstairs with Miss Gacy. Right. Right. Right here is the true story about Dundalk. And I did tell the story once and I donโt know in what format or maybe it was a molar maybe it was because he was the one who got me into the journalism class. Okay. Oh, yeah. So whoโs that the first deal was done done Life for life? Yeah, the great actor Don. He was great actor, Vietnam veteran, wonderful man. So I went over to the high school to get into the journalism class. And when I did obviously if youโre going to be in a journalism class and and Don molar, Mr. Molar is going to like, move my schedule around. Make sure so I didnโt rescan Gil all seven of my classes, right? So Iโm in there. So I got to know, Iโm older. I mean, I literally was there half the day saying, Well, if you want journalism, youโre not gonna have science. Right, right. You know, a lunch B lunch, C lunch, all that stuff. So he puts it all together. And he put me in a type writing class because like, how are you going to be journalist if youโre not if you canโt type? Right, right. So I go into the type writing class, Alex, pull on, this was my typing. Okay. All right. So Alex, wonderful, wonderful, man. He was a longtime, New Jersey, in your place. Wildwood. He was a lifeguard in the summer. Is that Wildwood? Oh, yeah, he grew up in the Jersey Shore. So good, man. So Alex pull on is puts me in a typing class and I get in there. And this is before computers, any flip phones, any of that stuff? Itโs church, and a white, white out and ribbon. How many fingers do you see? How many fingers do you see here? I did so so Iโm missing a really key that this is sort of a T why? And I end like, if I hit this, it hurts. Itโs awful. So yeah, twice a year I bang it on something. And itโs the worst 30 minutes of my life. Itโs awful. Itโs bone on bone. Itโs not nice. So I went into the class and Iโm trying to figure it out. And of course, heโs kind of old school. You know what I mean? The sort of the brick is the teacher old school, but put the white paper took a sheet of paper and put my hands underneath of it on the keyboard. As you can see,
Luke Jones 21:33
my keyboarding teacher did that. At
Nestor Aparicio 21:35
that point. I pulled my hands out. I raised my hand. I said, I canโt do this. I need to leave this class. Iโm never gonna be a type remember gonna be a journalist. Iโm never gonna be Oscar Madison. So I stayed in the journalism class. And I had to move classes to get out of typewriting Iโm back down with Moeller again this is November this is
22:00
gone no no, no,
Nestor Aparicio 22:01
no, Iโm not in it might have been October Yeah, it wasnโt long. Yeah, I mean, I didnโt sit in that cloud maybe heโs a month maybe I gave it a month so my my birthday by this time 1982 I transfer out and the only the only class thatโs available was horticulture. Eve so so easy wireless takes me in and the other part was calling spy the Ireland had me for some. I donโt know. I donโt even know what the hell whatever. So I had a horticulture class and anytime my wife wants to plant things right because thatโs all she does now because we live downtown now sheโs got basil this and tomato that and plants this Yeah, like all that I say. I donโt work culture class and 10th grade I will tell you tell you about the culture class. You know, you need me and Eva like this week. We grew azaleas, you know what I mean? So I did. Why I didnโt have Mr. Biology. Mr. Physics, Mr. Chemistry, Mr. I walk in trying to figure out which chemical boron is the 10th element or whatever it is right.
23:17
I looked into trying to figure out which Oh, dammit, thatโs the wrong so thatโs what Iโm in.
Nestor Aparicio 23:22
No matter how much I liked you. Or baker or Herman mero stands a blocky sat in this chair show with me. Drug city stand Jr. He texts me today. Heโs coming back home for lost his dad. You know, it was so so hit my one of my friendโs fatherโs was a science teacher. I never had any of them. The only thing I ever did in the science ring at Dundalk High School. In all of my years there was six months of horticulture class with the valets
23:55
and the science wing. Dundalk was the whole bottom floor first Rachel walked in, it was like he had to do to work hard not to go to the site.
Nestor Aparicio 24:05
I went to the tab not to stand I got
24:09
upstairs and around rather than walking up
Nestor Aparicio 24:11
here. George is here and I havenโt got you ever get a word in edgewise and I was gonna bring you out to talk, like teaching with him. And like your background because people donโt even know weโve been at this 15 years. And I felt bad in Arlington, because heโs next to me. And Iโm used to bother him at football games because weโve been doing that until I got thrown out now he gets he gets more done now. But I have in all of our relationship and in the 1000s of hours that we have discussed baseball 1000s of hours in 15 years. We have sat at three baseball games in our lives together. Three. Yeah. So we were at Game three of the American League Championship Series in Kansas City game for the American League Championship Series in Kansas City. And now in Arlington, because Major League Baseball Ball is the one that seats the media at those games. So the only way I can get a press pass is for the Orioles to make the playoffs and qualify and then go on the road. Oh, yeah. So thatโs how I wound up in the press box with Luke in Texas the other day. So we sat there all this time, and I thought to myself, Man, we donโt like we donโt get together often. Weโre never on the set together
Luke Jones 25:23
this seasonโs COVID Yeah, itโs only been a handful of times. I think you
Nestor Aparicio 25:27
and I are in a room since Chad threw me out. And I donโt go to practice. And I donโt go to the games. He and I have been in a room together since COVID began. We donโt travel anymore. You havenโt been to a Super Bowl since COVID. Yeah, we did Miami. So this was the first time weโve roomed together was in Arlington this week for one night, two nights, actually. Because in two nights we roomed together we used to go to the Super Bowl together and do like but like, I feel like I donโt have you on other than only talking about football or baseball or whatever. And Iโm like this so he has a whole outside life in wrestling that people donโt even know people donโt. Heโs a deacon at his church. I call them Deacon Jones. And when I called them Deacon Jones, Chris pica said you have to edit that I wrote all of this ish to John Harbaugh and Steve shot wrote 10,000 word diatribes the only edit Chris pica had for me was you need to change Luke Deacon Luke. Lukeโs a deacon heโs really slightly less right. You never talk about your faith on the show you never talked about your teaching on the show. You rarely talked about wrestling on the show for
Luke Jones 26:35
two years started out at sir
Nestor Aparicio 26:36
I didnโt know you were trying to lose weight look at us felt you look I look like David Byrne and talking heads in the movie you know letโs just see so so anyway, thatโs what I wanted to have you on today to talk about stuff that youโre not you donโt feel compelled to talk about when Grayson Rodriguez is blowing game two
Luke Jones 26:55
I mean once someoneโs seen me talk with you they want to hear about the ravens and the Orioles I mean I spend enough time do out at the ballpark or details and now Orioles are done great season but we kind of transition now from happy to be here to whatโs next which is a good thing thatโs a good thing in that progression. But I told you itโs gonna
Nestor Aparicio 27:13
happen right away. Yeah, I said the minute they lose its sign the lease who we say because thatโs where I have to go right. And I think the baseball off season moves and we talked about this at length car in the car coming back. The baseball off season leaves all of this oxygen out on the table where the NFL the minute the NFL ends, we got six guys that are going to age themselves and cut themselves out and play themselves off and weโre going to move the cap and then free agency is going to be two weeks from now and oh my god our coach got taken by the Bemidji Denver Broncos took our our running back coach and then we gotta go do that. And then itโs oh then we got Oh combine to your oh whoโs looking good Clemson kid we need to rush edge. And so it never ends with baseball league sort of watch the Astros a little bit here. Powder yourself a little bit and we donโt have any money and we canโt sign LISI and the governor is coming on and he told me thereโs a lease and there ainโt one So Wes, Iโm coming for you. But baseball doesnโt have that heartbeat. Weโre not taking phone calls tomorrow about like, who the starting five are gonna be in? Yeah, I mean for we will talk about these more like,
Luke Jones 28:23
I mean, you could talk about it, but it has a much more evergreen feel to it, right where itโs like, okay, we can talk about that right now and say, Okay, what are their offseason needs? Chances are a month from now which at that point, theyโll be in the free agency, but we know how Major League Baseball has trended anyway with you donโt see guys sign as soon as creating co sign writer is not there. So weโre gonna check in the chances are good that whatever we talked about today, a month from now, itโll be a similar dialogue other than Okay, well, that, you know, Kyle Gibson is going to be gone. And Adam Fraser is not going to be back and some things like that. But yeah, it does have a slower pace to it. And the NFL, I mean, it doesnโt even end itโs a loop. Itโs just different people hop on and get off. By that part of it. I mean, not offended as much as Iโll say this. And I say the same thing about pro wrestling. I say I have this conversation with my brother all the time, because itโs the back in the day with the territory system. You know, Andre, the giant would go to be a New York, obviously, within SR but go all over the world. And Andre would be this massive attraction, but he was only there for a certain time. And there was an exclusivity to it. But then he was gone and he wouldnโt be around for another year. Whereas like the NFL, it never goes away. It never gives you a chance to miss it. As crazy as that sounds and I get it the games. Yes, you miss the games and tailgating and all that the experience
Nestor Aparicio 29:41
for wrestling never takes a day off. Itโs a soap opera in two weeks. But itโs and I
Luke Jones 29:45
would say the same thing about that thereโs a certain element to that where, you know, wrestlers were it used to with the territory system and guys would go in and out of different parts of the country. I mean, different parts of the world. There was more of a novelty to it that now itโs just you know, Roman and rains or whoever, whoever pro wrestling stars that you want to talk about today, you know you see them every single week and you never miss it because I mean thereโs no urgency that oh my gosh like
Nestor Aparicio 30:14
itโs a fascinating thought that you like that baseball next you Oh fashion and baseball so old fashion that there is a point where all right seasonโs over, we close down the shop is in season is
Luke Jones 30:25
the key word there. Think about it. I mean, we have four seasons in life, right? I mean, and where we live it here in the Greater Baltimore area. You do get winter although recently I havenโt gotten as much fall today though. But thatโs when you get winter you get spring you get summer you get fall, whereas certain parts of the country itโs hot year round, or itโs you know, certain parts of the world. Itโs cold year round. Whereas like the NFL, itโs always there. I mean, turn on ESPN this week, even with some compelling baseball, not all of it was compelling because a lot of lopsided series, but theyโre talking about the NFL. And by the way, even in April, on a random morning on ESPN, theyโre talking about the NFL. So itโs not me being an anti NFL, but itโs itโs just become more and more that thereโs no like no way you can miss it because itโs it never goes away. So I donโt know. And thatโs kind of where
Nestor Aparicio 31:15
thereโs a baseball thought that like April feels like a long time away. Weโre going to have a winter weโre going to have a Halloween or Thanksgiving or Christmas in a family like and then thatโs the beauty of opening day that people go out there. And itโs chilly and itโs still cold and itโs still whatever it is. And itโs opening that was
Luke Jones 31:33
one of my favorite things that especially now since i I only went to a couple opening days before I started doing this for a living it was just something that I didnโt do when I was in school and I was away for was
Nestor Aparicio 31:42
it a tradition? Yeah, I was teaching so
31:45
Philly. We were the opening days. Oh, Baltimore.
Nestor Aparicio 31:49
But but it has six roots. It will get to his Essex
Luke Jones 31:54
roots. My dad I mean I never lived in Middle River but my my dad grew up right across the sea pizza Essex route. But one step away one of my favorite things about Camden Yards on opening day is itโs an open air press box and there are very few of those left even in baseball they you know, theyโre open air but itโs open air Camden Yards year round. Yeah. So quite often it is quite chilly. I mean, there have been years where Iโm wearing a winter
Nestor Aparicio 32:22
coat in the press, you canโt sit in the sun and if the restroom right, and you know what I think about
Luke Jones 32:27
itโs one of the things that you know, when itโs March 28, or whatever, you know, some years itโs earlier than than not, but I think boy, three, four months from now, I am going to be my shirt is going to be soaked in sweat just from sitting here. And you know what, when youโve had a long winter at that point, and weโre only a week into spring officially at that point in the calendar warms your heart a little bit. Now now the years where they havenโt been very good, which is most of the time Iโve covered them and most of their lifetime at Camden Yards. You know, itโs you know that the optimism has been very fleeting times but just just that that process I mean, you know, Baseball begins and Iโm romantic about baseball you know this about me, Iโd love
Nestor Aparicio 33:08
football second segment because I have a whole baseball thing. journey Iโm gonna take you to one you know and itโs more my my baseball journey.
Luke Jones 33:16
But I just I like, you know, and this is any form of entertainment, I think any form of leisure. You love it but thereโs also if thereโs too
Nestor Aparicio 33:26
much of it time to turn it off. Go to Ocean City you get second third week, you know, youโre thinking maybe to Maui.
Luke Jones 33:35
Let me be clear anyoneโs saying this. Iโm not hating on the NFL is a major part of my livelihood. Iโm grateful for the interest in the NFL. However, there are times of year Nestor, where you and I will talk about the Ravens were probably wouldnโt really have to talk about the Ravens in terms of thereโs not a whole lot really going on. Thatโs that but letโs but yeah, and hey, people are interested in it. And thatโs great. Iโm happy to talk about it. But you know, I like baseball. I like the NBA but I donโt think about the NBA 12 months a year, you know, so I like certain things that you know, go away for a while because when they come back around, youโre that much more excited about it. I love Wildwood New Jersey. I go there every July with my family every single summer my entire life have gone there with my family. If I would live there year round, it wouldnโt have the same feel to it. It would be my home and Iโm sure Iโd love it in certain ways. But the boardwalks not happened in February. You know what I mean? So I want to be there Yeah. So thatโs what I mean by that and you know, basically baseball there are things they could do much better to mark it and I mean, weโve talked about that for years. Weโll continue to talk about that but specifically now Yes. Oh, absolutely. Especially locally with the Orioles now, but, but there is for me, for me itโs not necessarily a bad thing that things go away for a little while now. They shouldnโt go away too long. And you know, thereโs thereโs a
Nestor Aparicio 34:56
band we had the plague, but we lost the football team. But as Iโve
Luke Jones 34:59
said to You know, in the example I use with the NFL when weโve gotten to the point where, hey, a schedule release is great, but we know the 17 teams, theyโre going to play right as soon as the season ends, and a release date and announcement night fine. But weโve now stretched it out where weโre getting these games leaked out for a week or two at a time. I mean, uncle on that, and I just, Iโm not gonna, Iโm not gonna back off of that, that just gets to be a bit much to me. But hey, who am I to, to sit here and argue with a bunch of guys that are billionaires and they just continue to make more money, no matter what happens, even if their integrity comes into question.
Nestor Aparicio 35:35
Well, you know, weโre in Dundalk right now, we couldnโt be in London last time we were in London. This was the strangest time ever. Because like, if I didnโt have my press pass, taken away by I would have been in Pittsburgh, while you were at the game, probably would have been in London. Yeah, I would say I mean, even the expense of it, Iโm happy to take that money and go to South Africa and go on a safari with my wife, instead of spending 10 grand to go chase, the Ravens read London again, to maybe get their ass kicked by the time we listen to this, their foreign two or three, three. But you know, like, there is a point for me with having my press credential taken away and all that, that Iโm like, I donโt have to go to Cincinnati. Now I have to you know, like, itโs, thatโs not the way I really feel about it. But I do feel like, alright, itโs an opportunity to go do something different now. And I think the baseball part is like when baseball is over. Now itโs time to go to wrestling or go do something with your niece, or go check out an NBA game or a hockey to started this week, or you have to turtles on your go see the Terps play,
Luke Jones 36:32
but even something and something like that. I mean, and weโre using baseball in the NFL, I said this to you in the when we were talking about this in the car, like I donโt get into college basketball season really until the NFL ends, like February 1, right? I mean, and look, itโs not like, I donโt like it. And then I like it. Itโs just you have, you know, we have bandwidth we have the NFL, to their credit from a financial standpoint, because I mean, ultimately, thatโs what the 32 owners are into making money, you know, at all costs, no matter what, you know, what they might sell out on in the process. But, you know, it comes down to the NFL swallowed up so much of that oxygen that everything else has become such a niche, and thatโs fine. You know, Iโm not losing, I donโt lose sleep over that idea. But at the same time, you know, some of the things that the NFL has oxygen for when you kind of take a step back, itโs just like real really this part of the calendar is really not that important.
Nestor Aparicio 37:29
Well wouldnโt be in hockey season or in a basketball season to say weโre in the second quarter of a fourth quarter season where half the teams in the league make the playoffs and yeah, sure, sure. I want to break Lucas here. George Schulman is here. George was not my science teacher because I did horticulture. You didnโt teach Oracle? I didnโt know. You did not know indeed. Could you explain photosynthesis to me as well as you explain that my radio works. But you could explain to me m over equals F SWIB equals Yeah,
37:59
that one. What does it if equals MA force equals mass times acceleration? You know that youโre definitely home.
Nestor Aparicio 38:06
All right, Iโm Iโm smarter than I was a minute ago. Brought to you by the Maryland lottery to Maryland crab cake tour even though I had a delicious turkey. Rachael here Lukeโs gonna get a sandwich out of here as well. Georgia is headed toward chicken tortilla soup for my birthday. Very very appreciative weโre gonna get these out down in the lobby a little bit as well as a great liquor store here I feel bad that I didnโt talk to these guys enough through drug city but I will our friends one donation 866 90 nation, I donโt know where the funny floppy hat into the next segment here and put a little string back here. Iโm wearing my Aparicio. Chicago 1969 throwback Jersey are our friends at the rescue global letter Raskin also bringing me the crab mallet in and our friends at Jiffy Lube and Jiffy Lube. MultiCare and thereโs one right on mirror Boulevard right at Sherman Hill. My little oil light went on a couple a couple hours ago. Literally. I text my wife like is that oil? Oil. Alright, I gotta get the Jiffy Lube. So big appreciation to Jiffy Lube. Weโre gonna come back I want to talk baseball with these guys since Iโm wearing an old school baseball jersey. George Shula was the baseball coach at Dundalk High School right around the time I left with Bo Eigner. Luke is our baseball analyst. And our baseball team is going away for a little while. Or at least Luke says so back for more from Chuck city in Dundalk. Stay with us. Weโre in the tasting room above the fountain nice